Brendan Schaub will send you a dick pic if Conor McGregor gets finished by Floyd Mayweather

That’s one bet where everyone loses.

We may, regrettably, get to see “Big Brown.”

That’s because former Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) heavyweight contender Brendan Schaub is willing to send you a portrait of his penis — affectionately known as a “dick pic” — if Conor McGregor gets finished by Floyd Mayweather later this month.

Somewhere in Brazil, Claudia Gadelha is canceling her internet service.

Not that I have anything against male genitalia, but I wish he would have stuck to his old wager. Schaub previously offered $100,000 to anyone willing to bet Mayweather would lose multiple rounds to McGregor.

From The Extra Point:

“I know what I’m talking about. I boxed for 15 years, fought professionally for 10 years in mixed martial arts. I know boxing, I know mixed martial arts, and I know when I got in there with professional boxers, it took them about a round to feel me out and the way I do stand up is traditional. It’s boxing. I don’t have this weird, awkward style. Conor does. [McGregor will win] at least one [round]. I wouldn’t be surprised if he wins two to three [rounds] early on. I will send you guys a dick pic if it doesn’t go all 12 rounds. I immediately regret saying that. It’s gonna be a good pic though. I’m gonna hire glamour shots.”

I’m not sure they offer that package at the Sears portrait studio.

Mayweather went undefeated for a reason. He’s widely considered one of the best defensive boxers of all time and turned away some of the best fighters of his generation, including Oscar de la Hoya and Manny Pacquiao, among others.

There’s no disputing the fact that McGregor has punching power, but it’s not “Oh My God!” power, according to this expert. Furthermore, “Notorious” will be faced with a speed disadvantage that he’s not yet had to deal with in mixed martial arts (MMA).

So, who is ready to drop their drawers and make a few wagers of their own?